F in Ofsted

Always good to lighten the mood when the visit is due

There's only one F in Ofsted
But that's quite enough for us
If there's no F in lesson plan
There's one helluva F in fuss.

There's an F in form to fill in
For everything anyone's said
There'll not be much F in future
If our efforts don't please the Head.

Sounds like our F in photocopier
Has gone phut while copying reams
Ther's no F in chance at all
of them finding if all's what it seems.

No F in inspector will be there
When your lesson is first rate
And there isn't an F in good excuse
When the traffic's made you late.

There should be an F in Handbook
For everything you have to do
The Handbook's an ideal companion
When your hiding in the loo.

There's no F in parking space
For half the F in staff
"Reserved" for F in Ofsted
Who have the last F in laff.

There isn't an F in spiritual
Or in multicultural education
There is one in defining
What's meant by differentiation

There's only one F in Ofsted
An Orgy of education speak
At least there's an F in Friday
At the end of an F in hard week.

Love it!